Who’s Minding the Phones

SHORT STORIES AND POEMS PRESENTS: "WHOS MINDING THE PHONES"

                                  "WHO'S MINDING THE PHONES"

LAST TIME ON…:

Bill  "Thank you, that is an interesting pass word."  Okay, first of all, there is nothing wrong with you, your phone has a virus and it is effecting the whole system.  You must have downloaded it when you last changed your ringtones from and 3rd party vender.  I am sending you a text with a link to a site to download a viral purge and that will clear it up and there will also be a link for your mom to go to for Vivint to purge that system as well."
Caller Thank you!"
Bill   "You are very welcome".  This is a new world today with everything linked to the net. We have to be careful what sites we go to." Thank you for choosing Major Wireless." Have a nice day".
Caller "Bye!"
Bill  Hello, Thank you for calling business care how can I help you?"
New Caller  "I want you to listen carefully,' "I have planted a very big bomb in your building, and you are going to do everything I say and it will not go boom!"
Bill  “Okay, this is good!”
TO BE CONTINUED:
CONTINUED:
New Caller  Oh No! My friend this is not good!
Bill  “It was just an expression, Sir.’
New Caller  “Yes, This a wonderful country, isn’t it?”  ‘With all it’s freedoms”
“1. Freedom of expression
2. Freedom of assembly
3. Freedom to bare arms”
Bill  “Sir, what is this all about?
New Caller  “It is about the freedom of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.  I would like to applaud you on your performance on that last call.’ ‘You were veryquick and efficient with the customer.”
Supervisor  “Bill,’  “Are you the rep on a call with the terrorist”?  “If so, do not respond, just keep him on the line as long as you can.’  ‘Bomb squad is on the way”
New Caller  “Bill my friend, tell you supervisor, I can hear everything that he is saying and I am not a terrorist”…….MORE