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Bill "Thank you, that is an interesting pass word." Okay, first of all, there is nothing wrong with you, your phone has a virus and it is effecting the whole system. You must have downloaded it when you last changed your ringtones from and 3rd party vender. I am sending you a text with a link to a site to download a viral purge and that will clear it up and there will also be a link for your mom to go to for Vivint to purge that system as well."
Caller Thank you!"
Bill "You are very welcome". This is a new world today with everything linked to the net. We have to be careful what sites we go to." Thank you for choosing Major Wireless." Have a nice day".
Caller "Bye!"
Bill Hello, Thank you for calling business care how can I help you?"
New Caller "I want you to listen carefully,' "I have planted a very big bomb in your building, and you are going to do everything I say and it will not go boom!"
Bill “Okay, this is good!”

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New Caller Oh No! My friend this is not good!

Bill “It was just an expression, Sir.’

New Caller “Yes, This a wonderful country, isn’t it?” ‘With all it’s freedoms”

“1. Freedom of expression

2. Freedom of assembly

3. Freedom to bare arms”

Bill “Sir, what is this all about?

New Caller “It is about the freedom of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I would like to applaud you on your performance on that last call.’ ‘You were very quick and efficient with the customer.”

Supervisor “Bill,’ “Are you the rep on a call with the terrorist”? “If so, do not respond, just keep him on the line as long as you can.’ ‘Bomb squad is on the way”

New Caller “Bill my friend, tell you supervisor, I can hear everything that he is saying and I am not a terrorist”

Bill “That is not necessary, the failsafe has kicked in sir everything is being broadcasted plant wide,…” .. “Sir how can we resolve this matter

New Caller “Very well. Lets get down to business.” First, as I said, I am not a terrorist!” “ In fact I am the sole designer of all the phone systems you and all your friends are trouble-shooting and selling all day long, and this fine company is retiring me and depriving me of countless dollars and profits.”

Bill “It is an honor to meet you sir, but why are you doing this, there are proper channels for such disputes.

New Caller “Bravo my friend, you are very calm for someone about to go boom! You deserve a raise.” I agree with what you are saying, however I was suppose to retain the rights to all my designs but I found out that that is not the case plus the severance package is unacceptable and the retirement plan is a joke.” “I demand satisfaction”. “You have 1 hour. I have to go now. I will call again.”

Supervisor “Good son, I think we got a trace on him and the Bomb squad is here. Evacuate with everyone else.’ ‘I will take over here.

Bill “Yes Sir!’

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